a love letter for Fergie

once in awhile Fergie gets fan mail from one of her admirers, but this one takes the cake:

“Hello Ferguson,

Because I do not have opposable thumbs thus unable to write for myself, I am dictating this letter to my mom so she can write it for me.  I have been admiring your pictures and have enjoyed sniffing your smell off of your mom for quite some time now and I have to admit to the crush I have on you.  You have simply the most beeeautiful smile I have ever seen!  Woof!  Your mom said you are single and I believe we share a love for rough and tumble play and communal stick chewing.  I’m still learning to swim and am a little nervous getting out too deep so don’t think we can jump off docks together but I’m sure we can find many other things to do besides that!  I believe you saw me on television not too long ago but will attach my picture just in case you’ve forgotten.  You will notice a heart below my ear, my mom says it’s my romeo mark and proof that I’m full of love to give.  If you like what you see and are interested, will you go out with me sometime?

Your Admiring Dalmatian,

And he attached this photo of himself:


You guys may remember Branimir from a session I did for him a few weeks ago. Well, you can bet we’ll be getting these two together soon for their first date! I’ll post on twitter how it goes, so follow me there.

Thank you Brani for having the courage to send an email to Fergie! I know that’s not easy to do when you really like someone, so kudos to you! (And your parents for helping, lol). We *love* your heart below your ear too!

If you know a pooch that would like to send Fergie some fan mail, please send it to her at info@cowbelly.com and use ‘For Fergie’ as the subject so she’ll be sure to get it. 🙂

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